jackanthonyfernandez:

carmelinaxox:

this is how gay people communicate 

Screaming

if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe


  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.  (via 5ft1) ←

garbashians:

when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities

imreallycoolandfriendly:

Ohhhhhb well looks it’s just fffffffuckkng you again. That’s fffffffffffuckong perfect isn’t it and amazing

dicksplit:

Singing Chandelier by Sia in the shower

image

rabioheab:

i wonder if anyone on this website has ever seen the movie “mean girls”

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

unsmokable:

I always turn read receipts on so people know I’m ignoring them :,)

thedoctor-hasthe-sorcersstone:

SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
“Sometimes,”